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>>>>> "dh" == David Huberson <huberson@chez.com> writes:
* tu postes en HTML
* tu envoies chaque message en dupliqué
* tu propages des virus. Merci de vérifier la validité d'une
information de ce genre avant de la poster. Ce message virus
particulier circule depuis Mars, il a été traduit en toutes les
langues. Y'en a des bien meilleurs; mon favori c'est le "Internet
Cleanup Day":
"As many of you know, each year the Internet must be shut down for 24
hours in order to allow us to clean it. The cleaning process, which
eliminates dead email and inactive ftp, www and gopher sites, allows for a
better working and faster Internet.
This year, the cleaning process will take place from 12:01 a.m.. GMT on
February 27 until 12:01 a.m. GMT on February 28 (the time least likely to
interfere with ongoing work). During that 24-hour period, five powerful
Internet search engines situated around the world will search the
Internet and delete any data that they find.
In order to protect your valuable data from deletion we ask that you do
the following:
1. Disconnect all terminals and local area networks from their
Internet connections.
2. Shut down all Internet servers, or disconnect them from the
Internet.
3. Disconnect all disks and hardrives from any connections to the
Internet.
4. Refrain from connecting any computer to the Internet in any
way.
We understand the inconvenience that this may cause some Internet
users, and we apologize. However, we are certain that any inconveniences
will be more than made up for by the increased speed and efficiency of the
Internet, once it has been cleared of electronic flotsam and jetsam.
We thank you for your cooperation."
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Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and
I'm not sure about the former.
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